在“中華大餅店”裡，大紅龍孔子鬼畜正在大聲地叫賣“中華大餅”；來自美利堅合眾國的山姆大叔好奇地問孔子鬼畜，“你有賣Liberty餅與Democracy餅嗎？”孔子鬼畜詫異地問，“沒聽過！那是用啥成分做的？”；山姆大叔驚訝地說，“現在是21世紀了，你真的沒聽過嗎？你是山頂洞人嗎？”
“那是用‘All men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that they are among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’、‘Individual dignity, justice, freedom, liberty, and human rights. ’、‘Individualism, Liberalism, Love(Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind, Love your neighbor as yourself, Love your enemy as yourself), Absolute justice, Absolute moral, Absolute truth, Absolute beauty, Absolute good’、‘Self-dignity, Self-integrity, Self-dependent, Self-respect, Self-confidence, Self-government, Self-control, Self-responsibility, Self-defense, Self-joy, Self-happiness, Self-directed morals, Self-enforced orientation’做的，你還沒吃過嗎？”
山姆大叔懷疑地問孔子鬼畜，“你賣的是啥餅呢？” ；孔子鬼畜自豪地說，“我們賣的是‘五常大餅’，那就是‘仁、義、禮、智、信’餅，那就是用‘親親相隱’與‘君君臣臣父父子子’成分做的餅，你沒聽過嗎？”
山姆大叔憤怒地說，“所謂的‘親親相隱’就是‘血緣文化’，就是‘豬糞文化’；所謂的‘君君臣臣父父子子’就是‘等級意識’，就是‘狗糞文化’，你怎麼可以賣這些‘走向專制文化’與‘變人為奴’的糞呢？”
2009-8-12（Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/）
