有一群從“中華專制集中營國”逃到“America, Sweet Land of Liberty”的狗，牠們的耳朵都壞了，牠們聽不見許多鳥兒在唱許多美麗而動聽的歌，例如，“The truth will set you free”(Bible, John 8:32)、“For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.”(Bible, 2 Timothy 1:7)、“America, America! God shed his grace on thee/And crown thy good with brotherhood/From sea to shining sea! ”(Katherine Lee Bates)、“The land of the free and the home of the brave. ”(Francis Scott Key)、“This land is your land, this land is my land, from California, to the New York Island/From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters/This land was made for you and me.”(Woody Guthrie)、 “Now we understand much more clearly why people from all over the globe want to come to New York and to America. Why they always have and they always will. It's called freedom, the equal protection of law, respect for human life and the promise of opportunity. All the victims of this tragedy were innocent. All of them were heroes.” (Rudolph Guillani)、 “One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”等。牠們的鼻子也都壞了，牠們聞不到“Spirit of Liberty”(2 Cor 3:17; John 18:36; James 4:4)的花香；牠們不知道如何變成“A new creation”(2 Cor 5:17-18)，牠們不知道如何成為“Freeman”(1 John 2:15; John 17:9; 1 Cor 2:12-16; 1 Cor 6:19-20; Exo 8:20; Exo 9:1; John 8:32; Ephesians 2:4-7; Galatians 2:20; John 3:3-6; John 14:20-21; John 14:23-24; John 15:4-6; John 15:18-21; John 17:11; John 17:12-18)，牠們竟然稱自己為“流亡者”與“民運流浪狗”；牠們雖然逃離了集中營國，但是牠們卻非常懷念在集中營國裡吃大糞的滋味，其中還有些“民運流浪狗”甚至每天吵著要回“中華專制集中營國”吃大糞。
有一天，牠們從“中華專制集中營國”裡偷運來了兩坨大糞，一坨名叫“權謀詭詐術”糞，另一坨名叫“名利權位術”糞，牠們狂熱崇拜地圍繞著這兩坨大糞唱歌起舞，A邊唱歌起舞邊歇斯底里地對大糞抱怨，“我聽說X得到了美國政府的民運贊助金，我聽說Y得到了台灣政府的民運贊助金，我聽說W得到了Q國政府的民運贊助金……，我流亡了那麼多年，我為民運奮鬥了那麼多年，我為民運付出那麼多的血汗，我吃了那麼多的苦，為啥我得不到這些民運贊助金呢？你們欠我的，你們不知道嗎？”
B也邊唱歌起舞邊歇斯底里地對大糞抱怨，“我聽說L得到了國際大糞獎，我流亡了那麼多年，我為民運奮鬥了那麼多年，我為民運付出那麼多的血汗，我吃了那麼多的苦，為啥我得不到這國際大糞獎呢？你們欠我的，你們都忘了嗎？”
天空中飛翔的烏鴉氣憤地說，“你如何能期望這些吃中華文化大糞長大的民運狗能接受 ‘All men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that they are among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness’、‘America is a Constitutional Republic, America is not a Democracy, or representative democracy.’、‘In a Constitutional Republic, the sovereignty resides with the people themselves. The people have no obligation to the government; instead, the government is a servant of the people, and obliged to its owner, We the People. A Constitutional Republic has a Constitution that limits the powers of the government.’、‘America was founded on Christianity, and that Biblical beliefs created America’與‘America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. America has been united by the people who agree with those ideas of human dignity, justice, liberty, and equality for all individuals’等普世價值的信仰？你如何能期望這些吃中華文化大糞長大的民運狗能給未來的東亞大陸人帶來光明與希望呢？”
2010-10-11(Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)
