Hugo: 台灣人的悲哀(小小說)

台灣喵喵哭著說，「大陸共產黨對台灣的諸多打壓與威脅，這就是台灣人的最大悲哀！」

台灣狗狗不同意地說，「台灣人的最大悲哀，不是大陸共產黨對台灣的諸多打壓與威脅，而是台灣人沒有“耶穌絕對道德理念與十誡”的思想，而是台灣人沒有建立在信仰“耶穌絕對道德理念與十誡”的 “Individualism、Liberalism、True love、True humanity、Absolute justice、Democracy、Freedom、All man are created equal、Natural human rights、All power belongs to the people、Rule of law、Spirit of liberty、True blessedness、Freeman、The Separation of The Three Powers(executive, legislative and judicial)、Human rights transcending sovereignty、Sovereign power is in the People and guarantee civil rights、People have the right of self-determination、People have the right to establish a nation、People have the right of autonomy、People have the right to establish a Constitution、Laissez-faire economy、Limited power of the government、Small government、People have the inalienable right to choose their public officials and to dismiss them、All of the people shall be respected as individuals、All public officials are servants、People have the right of revolution、Peoples have the right to own guns與People have the rights to live, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”等理念思想，否則台灣人還怕大陸共產黨對台灣的諸多打壓與威脅嗎？」

2007-10-18（Hugo文集，http://hugoliu.blogspot.com/）