5/19/2010

Hugo: 中華官場厚黑學與假糊塗文化的始祖

在中華貪腐文化的偶像店裡,櫥窗裡展示著“三不猴”偶像,第一隻猴子捂住眼睛,頭上戴著‘求官七字真言’(騙、空、貢、衝、捧、恐、送)的帽子;第二隻猴子遮住耳朵,頭上戴著‘做官七字真言’(權、空、恭、繃、兇、聾、弄)的帽子;第三隻猴子捂住嘴巴,頭上戴著‘保官七字真言’(鋸箭法、補鍋法、坑矇拐騙法、假大空法、權謀詭詐法、明哲保身法、見死不救法)的帽子。

孔子撒旦與弟子顓孫師路過此店,顓孫師突然問孔子撒旦,“夫子可否傳我‘求官術’?”;孔子撒指著“三不猴”偶像對顓孫師說,“那我就傳你‘求官九術’,第一術叫‘多聞闕疑’,那就是‘遮住耳朵’;第二術叫‘慎言其餘’,那就是‘捂住嘴巴’;第三術叫‘言寡尤’,那就是‘凡事不表態就不犯錯(不說話)’;第四術叫‘多見闕殆’,那就是‘捂住眼睛’;第五術叫‘慎行其餘’,那就是‘握著手腳(不做事)’;第六術叫‘行寡悔’,那就是‘凡事逃避責任就不犯錯’;第七術叫‘四毋(毋意、毋必、毋固、毋我)’,那就是‘凡事只談利益,凡事不談道德原則與立場’;第八術‘無可無不可’,那就是‘凡事只講利益,凡事不作道德原則與立場表態’;第九術‘權’,那就是‘以權謀私’,你明白了嗎?”

店外,螢火蟲氣憤地說,“主耶穌基督說,‘YOU are from YOUR father the Devil, and YOU wish to do the desires of YOUR father. That one was a manslayer when he began, and he did not stand fast in the truth, because truth is not in him. When he speaks the lie, he speaks according to his own disposition, because he is a liar and the father of [the lie]. ’(John8:44),這撒旦所傳的‘蛇術’(即‘儒術’)不就是中華官場厚黑學與假糊塗文化的始源?”

2010-5-18(Hugo Liberalitas:http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)