在中華文化的黑店裡，孔丘蛇在叫賣“人肉叉燒包”，“來呀！好吃的叉燒包，有‘仁者愛人’與‘己所不欲，勿施於人’兩種上好的叉燒包，快快來買呀！”孔丘蛇特崇拜的大一統偶像與著名的好吃人肉的姜小白蛇試吃了兩種叉燒包後對易牙蛇說，“這兩種叉燒包裡怎麼包的都是同一餡兒？這餡兒裡怎麼會有人肉的味兒？”；易牙蛇微笑地說，“你不知道‘孔丘用少正卯的肉製這兩種叉燒包的餡兒’嗎？”
天空中的飛鳥望著孔丘蛇四濺的口沫說，“主耶穌基督說，‘Woe to YOU, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because YOU resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. In that way YOU also, outwardly indeed, appear righteous to men, but inside YOU are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.’(Dan Mt 23:27-28)，現在還有人相信這蛇的謊言嗎？”
2011-9-29(Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)
