在中華文化的大糞坑裏，孔丘巫師閹豬帶著一群正在跪坐的閹豬讀經，正在讀《論語‧鄉黨篇》的A閹豬突然好奇地問B閹豬，“夫子為啥要規定‘所有讀經者在讀經前必須先淨身’呢？”；B閹豬回答，“你若不先淨身，那麼你如何能完全地接受這經裏的閹人思想呢？”大糞坑外，烏鴉望著坑裏十幾億的閹豬氣憤地說，“經上說，‘And God went on to say: Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness, and let them have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and the domestic animals and all the earth and every moving animal that is moving upon the earth.’(Gen 1:26)，這些閹豬已將自己的‘Spirit of Liberty’(2 Cor 3:17; John 18:36)、‘Freeman’(‘Freemanlization’; 1 Cor 2:12; 1 Cor 6:19-20; Exo 8:20; Exo 9:1; John 8:32)、‘Spiritual values of individual life’(1 Cor 2:14-16)、‘Individual dignity, integrity, faith, hope, love, justice, morality, freedom, liberty, creativity, joy, happiness and peace’(Gen 1:26; Gen 2:7)等思想閹掉了，牠們如何能理解這經文(Human beings are created in God's image)呢？”
2010-9-25（Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/）
