在中華文化的大糞坑裏，有兩長期吃糞而中了糞毒的中華豬在談話，A豬對B豬說，“我在海外參加六四紀念會時，我同一群豬哭喊著平反六四，這樣我頗能紓解當奴隸的受虐壓力；我在海外參加反共大會時，我同一群豬大喊著殺光共產黨，這樣我頗能享受吸鴉片時的高潮狀態，不是嗎？”
B豬說，“我在國內看《秋菊打官司》與《傾城之淚》電影時，我哭了；我在國內看《英雄》與《讓子彈飛》電影時，我熱血沸騰了，這完全是豬的正常反應，不是嗎？”
天空中的飛鳥說，“主耶穌基督說，‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind. This is the greatest and first commandment. The second, like it, is this, You must love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments the whole Law hangs, and the Prophets.’(Matthew 22:37-40)，‘中華肥皂劇’裏根本沒有這‘Light’(Matt 24:14; Matt 28:18-20; John 8:12; John 1:4; 1 John 5:1; 1 John 2:8; Exo 19:18)與‘Truth’(John 14:6; John 8:32; John 6:35; Mat 24: 35; Gen 1:28; John 6:35-40; John 6:48–58)，不是嗎？”
2011-8-22(Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)
