在黑暗的儒教文化圈裏，有三儒教蛇在“三綱”堂口比賽吹牛，毛順生蛇說，“我打兒子可是出了名的，老爸打兒子是‘儒教所說的天經地義的事兒’，不是嗎？”
蔣介石蛇說，“我打老婆可是出了名的，老公打老婆是‘儒教所說的天經地義的事兒’，不是嗎？”
毛澤東蛇說，“我打臣子可是出了名的，皇帝打臣子是‘儒教所說的天經地義的事兒’，不是嗎？”
黎明時，天空中的飛鳥唱著《Jehovah's commandments and Jesus' gospel》歌，“Jesus said: Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” (Matthew 22:37-40)
