在“John Harrington教士紀念館”裡，展示了John Harrington教士所發明的世界上第一座抽水馬桶(1584—1591年)，抽水馬桶裡有七坨龍屎，它們各自唱著《我何必要發明抽水馬桶呢？》歌。A唱道，“孔丘尚古，並且自稱‘述而不作，信而好古，敏而好古’與‘吾學周禮，今用之，吾從周’，我遺傳了這種尚古、復古、好古的習性，我只愛周代的馬桶，我習慣了使用周代的馬桶，我何必要發明抽水馬桶呢？”；B唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我不能容忍不同的異見，但是我容忍邪惡與惡臭的能力是一流的，周代的馬桶在臭也臭不死我，我何必要發明抽水馬桶呢？”
C唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我熱愛走捷徑，我已有了周代的馬桶，我何必要花時間發明抽水馬桶呢？”；D唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我只關心名利權位，我從不關心人，我何必要花時間發明抽水馬桶呢？”
E唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我只花時間在人際關係上，我每天忙於應付複雜的人際關係，我那裡有時間發明抽水馬桶呢？”；F唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我熱愛龍文化，龍文化就是‘大家都這麼做，我也這麼做’，孔丘蹲茅屎坑，我也蹲茅屎坑，我何必要另類發明抽水馬桶呢？”
G唱道，“我是龍的傳人，我遵循法統，周代的馬桶就是法統，改動這法統就是革命，革命是要流血的，我何必要流血發明抽水馬桶呢？”；七坨龍屎唱完了歌后，有人用水將這七坨龍屎沖走，七坨龍屎最後消失在黑暗之中了。
小草望著“Water of everlasting life”( Is 44:3; Is 55:1; Jer 2:13; Jer 17:13; Zec 14:8; John 4:1-30 ; John 7:37; John 7:38; Rev 7:17; Rev 21:6; Rev 22:1; Rev 22:17)說，“那‘Water’(John 1:4; John 3:16; John 8:12; John 1:4; John 14:6; John 8:32; John 6:35; Is 42:8; Mt 22:36-40; Exo 20:2-17; Deu 5:6-21; Mt 4:10)呀，你何時才能將這吃人的‘漢文化、漢文字、漢語言’屎完全沖走？”
黎明時，天空中的飛鳥唱著《If, now, the good news we declare is in fact veiled, it is veiled among those who are perishing, among whom the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the Christ, who is the image of God, might not shine through.》(2 Cor 4:3-4)與《But a physical man does not receive the things of the spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot get to know [them], because they are examined spiritually. However, the spiritual man examines indeed all things, but he himself is not examined by any man. For who has come to know the mind of Jehovah, that he may instruct him? But we do have the mind of Christ.》(1 Cor 2:14-16)歌。
2012-8-3(Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)
