2/02/2011

Hugo: “中國大一統”馬桶上的“住民直選”的屁話



在布達拉宮的廁所旁,有四毒蛇(John 8:44; Rev 12:9; Mark 5:9; Mat 12:43; Mark 1:26; Luke 4:31-37; Luke 4:41)正在排隊,導遊對它們說,“這是深不可測的廁所,不過在此拉撒要有十分的勇氣,從蹲坑往下看,其深不下百餘米,有恐高症者請勿使用;拉撒時,你將看見那物飄然而下,頗有遙看銀河落九天之感受,半日不見回音;蹲在上面撒尿,你才會明白什麽才叫飛流直下三千尺,請小心使用,各位知道了嗎?”

鄒容毒蛇首先進入廁所,它蹲在坑上邊猛力拉屎邊說,“推翻滿清,建立新中國,新中國將實行‘住民直選’,不是嗎?”

廁所外的孫文毒蛇說,“那可不行,如果讓‘Tibetan people’實行‘住民直選’,那麼住民直選出來的省長,豈不會順從住民的意見而讓‘Tibet’成為‘Independent state’?”

廁所外的蔣介石毒蛇說,“那可不行,如果讓‘Tibetan people’實行‘住民直選’,那麼住民直選出來的省長,豈不會順從住民的意見而讓代表漢人大一統的‘中國’變成這‘銀河落九天的屎’呢?”

廁所外的毛澤東毒蛇說,“那可不行,如果讓 ‘各省住民’實行‘住民直選’,那麼各省住民直選出來的省長,豈不會順從住民的意見而讓代表漢人利益的‘中國’變成這‘飛流直下三千尺的尿’呢?”

烏鴉說,“經上說,‘Now Jehovah is the Spirit; and where the spirit of Jehovah is, there is freedom.’(2 Cor 3:17),這些毒蛇不能認同‘All Human Beings Are Created in the Image of God’(Gen 1:26; Gen 2:7)、‘Spirit of Liberty’(2 Cor 3:17; John 18:36)、‘Freeman’(1 Cor 2:12; 1 Cor 6:19-20; Exo 8:20; Exo 9:1; John 8:32)、‘Individual dignity, integrity, faith, hope, love, justice, morality, freedom, liberty, creativity, joy, happiness and peace’、‘All men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that they are among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness’(Gen 1:27; Acts 17:26; Rom 2:6; Rom 2:11; Rom 10:12; Acts 10:34-35; Acts 17:26; Malachi 2:10; 1 Peter 1:17-19; Eph 6:5-9; Gal 2:6; Col 2:23-25; Eze 18:30-32; James 2:1-9)、‘Constitutional Republic’與‘Tripartite Separation of Powers(Separation of executive, legislative, and judicial powers)’等信念者,那麼它們如何能接受‘California Republic, Republic of Texas, Republic of Hawaii, Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Colorado Republic, North Carolina Republic, Arizona Republic, Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Commonwealth of Kentucky, Commonwealth of Virginia’等‘Independent States’的概念?如何能接受‘Republic of Manchu, Republic of Formosa, Republic of Tibet, Republic of East Turkestan, Republic of Southern Mongolian, Republic of Sahaliyan Ula, Republic of Qinghai, Republic of Hunan, Republic of Hubei, Republic of Jinsha, Republic of Chialing, Republic of Hong Kong, Republic of Macao, Republic of Hainan(具體名稱應由住民自決)’等‘Independent States’的概念?如何能接受‘The English language shall be the official language of all Independent States and the United States of Asia’的概念?”

2011-2-1(Hugo Liberalitas:http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)