在台灣的蛇總統府裡，有兩蛇正在聊《中華蛇之騙術經》，它們將“騙”字拆成“馬”與“扁”二字，它們各自用其中的一字稱呼自己；自稱為“扁蛇”者扛著一巨麻袋的新台幣對自稱為“馬蛇”者說，“台灣的選舉文化，對候選者而言，就是花錢買選票與買官的風險投資；對選舉者而言，就是收紅包與蓋選票的穩當交易。從里長、鄉長、縣長、市長、議員、立委、到總統等選舉，不都是如此嗎？你說候選者選上了後，能不連本帶利地挖收回所有的投資嗎？能不分贓嗎？能不酬庸嗎？能不賣官嗎？能不賣項目嗎？能不拿回扣嗎？能不貪腐嗎？能陽光嗎？”馬蛇指著總統牌的抽水機對扁蛇說，“在台灣，要當官就要先買抽水機，要當小官就買小抽水機，要當大官就買大抽水機；你必須用這抽水機來吸金，你必須先從小抽水機一路吸金吸到足夠的金來換大抽水機來吸大金，你要是沒有超過一百二十億的錢，你選啥總統？連黨內提名都要先猛灑銀子，這種陽盤交易在台灣有誰不知道呢？”；接著，馬蛇猛踩著司法的機器自豪地說，“在台灣，你聽說過現任總統玩抽水機與貪腐，會被司法單位逮捕與判罪嗎？”
蛇府外，螢火蟲氣憤地說，“主耶穌基督說，‘Whoever wants to become great among YOU must be YOUR minister, and whoever wants to be first among YOU must be YOUR slave. Just as the Son of man came, not to be ministered to, but to minister and to give his soul a ransom in exchange for many.’ (Mt 20:26-28)，台灣這種完全沒有‘Jehovah's commandments and Jesus' gospel’(Mt 4:10；Mt 22:36-40; Is 42:8; Exo 20:2-17; Deu 5:6-21)信仰與‘Individual Faith in Jesus Christ(Individual dignity, integrity, faith, hope, love, justice, truth, thinking, morality, freedom, liberty, natural rights, creativity, joy, happiness and peace；Self-respect, Self-dignity, Self-integrity, Self-discipline, Self-control, Self-government, Self-responsibility, Self-defense, Self-protection, Self-directed morals, Self-enforced orientation), Individual Spirit of Liberty(Freeman)’理念的假‘Constitutional democracy(Tripartite Separation of Powers; Separation of executive, legislative, and judicial powers)’，那不就是等於屁嗎？”
2010-5-30(Hugo Liberalitas：http://hugolovelordjesuschrist.blogspot.com/)